Tolerate Mammal

q. Why can't anything tolerate associating with the one ton African mammal?

a. Because the "Rhino Mocks" at any object that comes his way.

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Precious Train Stone

q. What do you call a precious stone on a train?

a. Ruby on Rails

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Window Blinds

q. What do you call a miniature remote that opens and closes your window blinds?

a. Model View Controller (MVC)

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Computer Horse

q. How do you control a computer horse?

a. Put a bit in his mouth.

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Information Tag

q. Where did information find himself safe in the game of tag?

a. The database

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Dirty Programmer

q. What brand of product did the dirty web 2.0 programmer use to clean himself off?

a. AJAX

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Mountain Joke

q. Why didn't the father computer sacrifice his son on top of the mountain?

a. Because God provided the RAM!

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Awake Joke

q. Why did the .NET developer have a hard time staying awake?

a. Because he didn't like Java!

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Guitar Joke

q. Why did the .NET developer have such a hard time playing the guitar?

a. He only knew how to play the c# guitar chord.

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Production Down

"When production is down seconds tick by like the pounding of a lambeg drum!" --Elijah Manor