Thursday, June 05, 2008

Average Facial Gesture

q. What do you call an average facial gesture?

a. A Regular Expression

~/joke by me

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Brightness

q. Gold and Bronze may be luminous, but what type of brightness surpasses all its competitors?

a. Silverlight

~/joke by me

Friday, May 30, 2008

Tolerate Mammal

q. Why can't anything tolerate associating with the one ton African mammal?

a. Because the "Rhino Mocks" at any object that comes his way.

~/joke by me